When I first setup here, all there was was swamp. Other campers said I was daft to setup my camper in a swamp, but I setup all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I bought a second camper, that too sank into the swamp. So, I bought a third camper. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth camper... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest camper in the land.